When Christmas rolls around, there's one thing you can count on:

Mariah Carey rolling into Aspen dressed in some seriously hoochified outfit.

She needs to stop visiting and/or stop wearing the ridiculous outfits when she's there. She's giving my state a bad name. While I'm all about trying to look somewhat cute during the long, cold, snowy winters in Colorado, there's no way I'd stoop down to the level that is Mariah.