Those with dignity need not apply

There is nothing like stumbling downstairs with the dog at 6:30 on a Monday morning with hair seriously resembling Albert Einstein and having to help her remove a rather stubborn, ahem, BM (please do not make me spell it out), to make you lose any dignity you had previously. Yep, I just checked...none left...I will have to accumulate more.

And for those of you wondering, yes I used a plastic doggie-doo bag to help the process along! Geez guys, what do you take me for?!?