I will kick you in the...

I am always on the lookout for new shoes to add to my always growing collection. Lately, I've been looking for shoes to wear with my wedding dress. I've already got the shoes for the reception picked out but just can't find something worthy of gliding down the aisle in my gorgeous dress. Until I saw these puppies! They're by the oh-so-fab Christian Louboutin, who is always coming out with amazing works of shoe art.

If you were to trip or accidentally kick someone's shins, you'd be calling up the local EMT's to come and remove the fabulous Louby's from your skin. Needless to say, I think I will be passing on these. Maybe for a later date...